Not garden related (well, maybe sort of) but so funny I had to record it. So, I come in from outside and I look at myself in passing in the mirror and realize that not only is my hair every which way, but that I look like a bum. A total, down in the heels, degenerate, bum...I'm wearing men's plaid lounge pants with dirty knees, a hideous blue and white striped hoody that is 3 sizes too big for me but that I wear when I'm working in the garden because it's so ugly I don't care if it gets dirty or torn, stained garden boots, and this truly monumentally awful headscarf with dots on it because it's cold outside.
"I look like a bum," I say to R.
"You sure do. You look like something that got dragged by a truck. You look so bad, it's a wonder the neighbors don't call the cops. You look like a bag lady. You look like...." (well, you get the general idea. He thinks he's witty)
"Well, at least I'm color coordinated," I say. "Everything is either some shade of dirt or blue."
He laughs at me, stands up to go into the bathroom and then realizes:
He's got his pants on backward.
Yep, David Niven and Audrey Hepburn got nuthin' on us when it comes to class. pure class.
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