YES! I am the Google Queen! Combined your generous hints and I found the tool! But I'll keep "tyst" about it. I love to hike trails too, and it's too bad more people don't keep them clear but you know, you have to be careful.
LOVED your post! Laughed the whole way thru (I think a little coffee came out my nose).
You have me beat by a mile but I love to collect "stuff" too....in fact, I haven't been out on a "treasure hunt" for a while and now I have the urge. Most of my garden decoration is found items.Right now I'm on the look out for bricks and some sort of big bowl shaped thingy.