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Mar 19, 2020 9:37 AM CST

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Tampa FL

A place to share Bromeliad humor and jokes.
What did the Bromeliad say when it fell from the tree?

Nothing, as Bromeliads can't talk.

| @ScotTi | Post #2179572 (1)

Mar 19, 2020 9:57 AM CST

Name: Alice
Flat Rock, NC (Zone 7a)

Where oh where is the groan emoji????

That sure is a pretty spring time colored Neo.

Minds are like parachutes; they work better when they are open.

| @ardesia | Post #2179586 (2)

Mar 19, 2020 11:22 AM CST

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Tampa FL

ardesia said:Where oh where is the groan emoji????

That sure is a pretty spring time colored Neo.

Alice, I guess you love 'Cotton Candy' more than my humor

Forget the Cotton Candy as that will only just get us in a sticky mess.
We 'Shelldance' in the sand and forget about the groan emoji.

| @ScotTi | Post #2179658 (3)

Mar 22, 2020 6:14 AM CST

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Tampa FL

Tails of a feather

| @ScotTi | Post #2182305 (4)

Mar 23, 2020 6:37 AM CST

Name: Sherri
Central Florida (Zone 9b)

Mr. Scott, so creative.

| @sunkissed | Post #2183205 (5)

Mar 23, 2020 5:42 PM CST

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Tampa FL

Should the rolls run dry, these leaves are useless for the job at hand.

| @ScotTi | Post #2183797 (6)

Mar 23, 2020 7:18 PM CST

Name: Alice
Flat Rock, NC (Zone 7a)

Ouch!

Minds are like parachutes; they work better when they are open.

| @ardesia | Post #2183901 (7)

Mar 24, 2020 5:12 AM CST

Name: Sherri
Central Florida (Zone 9b)

| @sunkissed | Post #2184113 (8)

Mar 24, 2020 2:18 PM CST

Thread OP

Tampa FL

| @ScotTi | Post #2184587 (9)

Mar 25, 2020 5:41 AM CST

Name: Sherri
Central Florida (Zone 9b)

| @sunkissed | Post #2185058 (10)

Mar 27, 2020 3:56 PM CST

Thread OP

Tampa FL

The long lines at the grocery stores were just a practice run.

Just wait until the Hair Salons reopen.

| @ScotTi | Post #2187587 (11)

Last edited by ScotTi Mar 27, 2020 4:16 PM

Mar 27, 2020 6:54 PM CST

Name: Alice
Flat Rock, NC (Zone 7a)

LOL, my SIL lives in a 55+ community and she tells me there is major hysteria about roots showing.

Minds are like parachutes; they work better when they are open.

| @ardesia | Post #2187782 (12)

Mar 28, 2020 5:46 AM CST

Name: Sherri
Central Florida (Zone 9b)

| @sunkissed | Post #2188108 (13)

Apr 14, 2020 6:14 PM CST

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Tampa FL

| @ScotTi | Post #2206164 (14)

Apr 15, 2020 5:33 AM CST

Name: Sherri
Central Florida (Zone 9b)

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| @sunkissed | Post #2206504 (15)

Apr 15, 2020 6:13 AM CST

Name: Alice
Flat Rock, NC (Zone 7a)

Minds are like parachutes; they work better when they are open.

| @ardesia | Post #2206530 (16)

Apr 26, 2020 5:16 PM CST

Name: Lin Vosbury
Sebastian, Florida (Zone 10a)

Scot,

I'm loving these "funnies"!

~ I'm an old gal who still loves playing in the dirt!
~ Playing in the dirt is my therapy ... and I'm in therapy a lot!

| @plantladylin | Post #2219082 (17)

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