Did you count their legs, Shoe?
Anybody got 3 or 4?
Just wonderin'.

Hah! So far only two legs each. We're happy with that!

Sharon, you beat me to it. I was going to ask the very same thing.

Congrats Shoe, you're a good chicken mother!

Mary, your one liners are priceless!!

Shoe the chicken mother.
I love it!

Heheheh, that's right up there with those horse whisperers, dog whisperers, library whisperers (a dying art) and telepathics, right?

Close, Shoe. Real close.
You need a feather for your cap.

I'll bet the chicken whisperer can talk one of the girls out of one. Or two, he needs one for dressup occasions! Hmmm, does Shoe do those? I know he has a tie, I sent him one several years ago!

Did the tie have chickens on it?

Nope. Flowers, bright ones as I recall. It was a horrible looking thing and a bunch of us sent him all kinds of crazy stuff for his 50th birthday, but the joke was on us because somebody had jumped the gun and he was only 49! Eons ago now, so he is REALLY OLD! The tie was probably repurposed to tie up a tomato or something.

Bad. Really bad.
What a horrible thing to do to such a stellar man.
I'd never think of doing something like that.
Heh.

"The tie was probably repurposed to tie up a tomato or something."

NOT! That's "my tie", my one and only tie, and it hangs on the wall in my shoffice, still in excellent condition. Recently some friends laughed when we were discussing a local thrift shop and how inexpensive the clothes were. One guy mentioned shirts for a quarter up to a dollar, coats for five bucks, pants for a dollar, ties fifty cents. I mentioned I could use a new shirt but "I already have a tie". They laughed at "A tie", just one. They all said they had oodles of them. Oh well, I bet they aren't as proud of their ties as I am of mine!

As for it being ugly...hmmm, I'll show you! I'm gonna wear that tie next time I dress up, maybe when I go to uhh, uhh, well, someplace I need to wear a tie. Not sure where I'd wear it to, but I'll take pics.

Shoe (thinking "hmmm, maybe I could dress up on Halloween, that counts, doesn't it?)

Go to WalMart, see all sorts of folks there. I'm sure you look better than some of them Shoe....

Shoe. I think I need to see that tie.
Take a picture, please.

Waiting......

You'll notice he hasn't said if he qualifies for a senior discount yet! The tie might help with that, they'd be so distracted they'd believe anything.

Grin....
Okay, I'll post a pic later tonight/this evening, just cus ya'll think I don't have one, right?

I'm here to tell ya, I'm here to tell ya, I got the best tie in the world, one of a kind (nowadays), unless its style has circled back into vogue again.

Later, Folks...

Waiting with Mary...

Maybe you should be gnawing on a chicken leg while getting the picture of that tie to get us back on subject. We went down a rabbit trail here.....

It's a blog, Shoe's blog, and knowing Shoe as we both do, I'd guess that nothing is off topic for him.
He follows most rabbit trails straight to the end . . .

And rabbits do all kinds of twists and turns to get away....

"Please don't throw me in the briar patch!"