Yes, please tell us his name.
I've been a member for a couple of years. Live in Canada and it took me awhile to get around to it. Must say they are really slow getting the Journal out to Canadian members though.
I also love variegated hostas, but DO temper them with solid colour ones so that the garden doesn't get too busy. I try to plant them so that one picks up on colours from the ones nearby. Of course, as they mature, I often end up moving them around.