I try to be so annoying that they put me on their actual don't call list. So many weird things to say, ask what they are wearing and can they shift to the left just a little, pant heavily the whole time, act like you know them and were just having lunch with them yesterday and they still owe for their half of the bill, ask how to get blood stains out of the trunk of your car, or how deep you have to bury a body so dogs can't smell it, tell them you have to talk fast because they're going to realize you escaped and take you back any second, tell them you need a table for 6 next to the stage, tell me a story about your gramma when she was hot, ask if this is about your court date again, is this offer available for federal inmates on death row, insist that they sound just like your baby mama and demand to know where the children are, say nothing but all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, ask if they also hear the voices, say hang on a minute and just sit the phone down, airhorn blast, start telling a really long boring story, cry that it's just too sad that the car warranty expired - it was such a nice warranty and didn't deserve that but fought valiantly at the end, start singing they're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha!!