Since this is the Happy Holidays thread I thought I would post this here. Since it is New Year's Eve and many people are making resolutions I thought I would share mine with all y'all. With tongue in cheek.....
I saw a Dr. on TV who said that we would all have inner peace if we finished the things we started. Well, who couldn't use inner peace... so, I looked around the house for things I had started and had not finished. First I finished a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Bailey's, a buttle of wum, the mainder of a valenium scriptins an a box of chokletz. you haf no idr how goud i feel rite now! i recomen yu send this to all who need inner piss. then call all yore garden friens. and tellum. you. lovem.
Wishing a happy, healthy, prosperous, safe New Year to All!!!