When she awoke she could hear some CLASSICAL MUSIC as her mind became more clear, she noticed she was handcuffed as she listened to BEETOVEN's EMPERORS CONCHERTO she looked out the window to see a sign CHICAGO 20 miles.

It was now "Raining Cats and Dogs" as this nearly "Buff Dancer" did his "Flashdance". "Wonders Never Cease" thought Stan, as he continued his "Rainmaker" "Peacock Dance". One would think this "Daredevil" "Topless Dancer" was in fact "Dressed to Dance". To the "Naked Eye" one would see his "Chubby Cheeks" and "Redwood Supreme".

Meanwhile Don had seen Frank lurking about and was not about to let Frank get all the ‘Fame and Glory’, so he donned a ‘Brilliant Disguise’ and set out to rescue his Lovely Señorita"

Boyd was torn: on the one hand, he'd had enough of this 'Dog and Pony Show' --he'd come to ride the dragon 'After All', but on the other hand, he was nothing if not 'Flamboyant' and Stan's 'Antics' really had him 'Confused'...either way, he decided to ditch the 'Silver Heels' and put on some 'Kinky Boots' but he couldn't decide whether to 'Follow Through' and help Don find that 'Dizzy Dame' or to 'Follow that Dream' and try a little 'Cool Dragon' on Stan 'Splish Splash'

Teenybopper listened for a moment to the"Lingering Melody" and wondered where she was, as she
struggled to loosen the shackles, finally pulling the pipe away from the wall; there were sounds coming from
downstairs, wild "Laughter" and she wondered if she was imprisoned in a "Bawdy House" !

Poor Stan, took his dancing a bit too far and was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING and killed deader then BURNT TOAST, his body looked like a DEEP FRIED CLOWN.

Boyd observed 'God's Handiwork' and took it as a 'Signal' --just then a 'Dragonfly' whispered 'Stars over Chicago'.

Soon after Stan was struck by "Thor's Lightning Bolt" an "Ambulance" arrived. The paramedics found a "Heartbeat" and the "Doctor"said Stan was one "Lucky Devil" to have survived that.

Poor Stan, lost all of his SEX APPEAL, as his PENISTRY AMUR had burned to a crisp and fell off, since his whole identity was based on his endowment, he begged them to send him to Sweeden for a sex change, since he was a closet transvestite, they placed him on the next TRANSATLANTIC flight to Sweeden.

Cause seriously, thought Stan "Who Needs a Prince" ?

Meanwhile, back in the "Upper Room", our girl, managing to fight off "Hysteria", saw, standing in the doorway,
something hairy in a "Pink Boa" - looking like a cross between "Rasputin" and "Marilyn".

Meanwhile, back in NEW YORK, Teenybopper's parents were going BERSERK as they franticly searched for their LOVE CHILD, so they contacted AMAZING DON, PRIVATE EYE to help them find MY DARLING SCATTERBRAIN.

Detective Don stood, "In Disguise" in her doorway ;
"That's really not your "Colortone"" she said.

"I think it's an 'Artist's Palette' for me",
Dan said, and he bagged Don in Visqueen, muttering,
"You're a real 'Nooksack Beauty', oh yeah 'Bebe'!"
and drug him down the hall.

Now Don and Teenybopper were not your average ‘Prisoner’s... after Dan left, Don sensing a ‘Hint Of Danger’ decided it was time for a ‘Bold Move’ so he worked his ‘Yellow Knife’ out of his pocket and made a ‘Clean Cut’ in the plastic, and with a ‘Swoosh’ emerged from his plastic cocoon, meanwhile Teenybopper, who was no ’Shrinking Violet’ took a ‘Different Approach’ deciding her ‘Best Bet’ was to go for the ‘Knockout’ when Dan returned...

Don surprised Dan with a " Punch" that landed him "Upside Down" but Dan was soon on the "Road to Recovery" ,
grabbing Teenybopper and pointing his Glock next to her "Golden Blonde" curls.

Teenybopper's mind was racing in "Double Overtime" mode as her life "Flashed" before her eyes!

Don reached for the 'Hurricane Lamp', as if that could help him out of this 'Jam Session', and Dan was 'All Smiles'
"Where's your 'Thinking Cap' 'Golden Oldie'?" he asked, "Don't ya see how I win this 'Contest'? I've got the 'Upper Hand' in this one 'Lover Boy'!"
Don paused for the 'Tender Trap' and Dan shot him--once, square in his 'Broad Shoulders'.

Just then Dragonmaster, the 100 lb. mastiff, came 'Dashing' in and "Surprise Surprise" attacked Dan from behind 'Knock Knock' Knocking the gun loose and giving Teenybopper 'New Freedom'.

In Sweden, "Nurse Nancy" gave Stan the "Wonderful News" that "Doctor Long John" was able to save Stan's "Peter the Great". She asked Stan, "do you "Believe in Miracles"? The "Good Doctor" "Big John" was able to "Sew it Up" with "Fancy Stitches" and after some rest you're "Good to Go"".