Daylily (Hemerocallis 'Whip City Slinky Slide')
OK first of all if you named this dl, stop reading now.
Whip City, is that a place? (for real, is it?) Sounds like a torture chamber,,, or well, oh,or well well well we just won't GO there
But then the Slinky Slide part really got my brain stirred up, and I started laughing hysterically and can hardly stop now... this name made my day.
I mean what on earth is a slinky slide,
sounds painful, sounds... pinchy... I had to google images of slinky slide...
This goes on my list with Nekkid Woman Frying Bacon...
no, no, I'm not making this up...
Daylily (Hemerocallis 'Nekkid Woman Frying Bacon')
So standing in the yard, neighbor comes over and says that plant is nice, what is it?!
Such an innocent question, poor lady has no idea, no IDEA how nuts we are