Chris, I gotta wonder a little about your mind, there's some very scary things in there. But creative, at least.
I am deathly afraid of rats. No reason why. We don't even get them here. But one time I went to a business that was an exterminator, and I walked up the steps, and there was this rat, and I screamed. It was fake of course, and wouldn't you know at an exterminators..........