WOW!!!!! I've never gotten 111 acorns for a single post before. Such generosity!
(cue Mr. Paul Harvey) ...and now, for the rest of the story...
Every evening with or just after dinner, Dirt has a single craft beer. After reading her response and seeing the truckload of acorns that she dumped on my post, I asked her a single question:
Sweetie, are you drinking a Double IPA tonight? Still cackling madly, she held up the bottle and confirmed my suspicions. Double IPA nights around here invite the unexpected and the unintended.
