Waste of $50!?! No vegetables for HIM!
I've been cruising that U of Arkansas cooperative extension service website, and it's the best one I've seen.
I ordered a few cubic yards of topsoil from a local dirt yard once. They dumped it and came to the door to be paid.
To tease me and give them a laugh, Becky my DSO began acting shocked:
"You paid $100 for DIRT!!!!!?!!!! How COULD you!!????!! What a WASTE!!!"
We figure they drove back to work chuckling about how much trouble I was in for buying their "dirt".