Very funny. My husband says that I can't make everyone convert their lawns to iris. I would like to add a symptom. You walk around the neighborhood to see what iris your neighbors have, so you might share in the future. I was quite pleased to find one with a secret garden. It looks like the have 'That's All Folks', 'Supreme Sultan', a couple siberians, a couple historics, and a few I don't recognize. I only had to walk fifty blocks, just kidding more like four.
