I know that NO ONE here will believe it, but I CAN type short messages. It just takes me 10-20 times as long to edit it down several times, then split it up, then discard all but one piece.
When I first truly realized that people read this site on CELL PHONES, I almost had an aphasic episode. Just thinking about trying to respond to a post with fewer than five paragraphs made my brain freeze up like a birdbath in Maine in December.
Mea culpa! If you wear out your "Page Down" key, I owe you a new keyboard.
