Many of these blooms are most definitely un-crappy. Your beautiful NOID has the look of a Generosa. Did you buy any Massad-Guillot roses from Roses Unlimited? Could it be a very faded Sonia Rykiel or Florence Delattre or one of the other Generosas?
You don't care for apricots, but look at your magnificent Medallion. Doesn't it make you want more apricot-blend roses?
