>> Im going to rake gisnt piles of leaves throw ontop hugels next till they are about 3 foot tall throw clay ontop to hold down and wster.
I agree with adding lots of leaves and moss and deep-buried-wood (hugel). Over time, enough of those will "cure" clay, though you do have to keep adding it every year (adding as mulch works, too, over time).
Most people do agree with you about sand and clay!