I own a pair of flip flops! Really, I do!
Although I tend to shy away from shoes I've decided when we get monsoon rains and the chicken pen is feet-deep in mud it is to my advantage to wear flipflops when gathering the eggs. Why? It is so much easier to kick them off before entering my shoffice than it is to high-pressure wash the mud from between my toes!
(And nope, never wear them inside the shoffice or the house but will politely put them on when entering certain stores in the area.)
Shoe(less)