Heh! Shoe. Dialogue.
Reminds me of a conversation Vic and I had the other day. She said she thought I was equally right and left brained.
I told her about the test that was given to teachers in our system one year. It was to make sure we were teaching the right subject areas. Heck, I thought, why would we have studied specific areas if we weren't teaching them. Anyway, those who were left brained were supposed to be in the math and science fields and those who were right brained were in literature and the arts. (I think, but I might have them backwards, can't remember and care less about test results.)
Anyway, I tested right in the middle. Equally right and left brained. The principal decided I should take the test over, something was wrong, I should be one or the other but not both.
I took it over. And over. And over again. Different versions of the test every time, but always the same results, right in the middle.
So it's a dialogue. I figure it's my right brain arguing with my left brain.
That's better than having people think I'm schizophrenic, don't ya reckon?
