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Dec 15, 2012 7:48 AM CST
Name: Sylvain Forest
Delray Beach, FL (Zone 10a)
Almost like Lucy and me.
Container Gardener Region: Florida Orchids Plumerias Ponds Plant and/or Seed Trader
Tropicals
Orchid bloom booster did it for me once in similar circumstances. Now, it is my theory that plants are not as dense as we think. If you're right-handed, hold a machette into your right hand while doing this. With your left hand, grab one of its branches and shake it well to attract the plant's attention. Speaking in a loud and clear voice, tell it straight out: Listen, plant... the way things are, you're just a waste of space. I've taken care of you, I've watered you, fed you, and worried about you. Now you get me some blooms going pronto, or I will destroy you with this machette and heap your carcass onto the compost pile. I'm so glad we've had this time together.

It works every time.
Sylvain.

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