That's a hilarious defense! It sounds like you had a perfect day, except for the hothouse part of it. My sister and I went to New Braunfels and shopped at Schumacher's in July once. We wanted to see everything in the huge greenhouse, but we had to come outside and breathe every now and then. She has a tiny yard, but I was the enabler by finding "just one more" little plant she had to have multiple times. Of course, I came home with way more than I needed too. My defense: Everything was on sale, so buying just a few plants would be ridiculous.