As I said, there are lots of workarounds, but none of them are elegant.
My solution is to print, and tell it only print the first 2 pages. That gives me what I need/want most. It's just not elegant. If you even had a more basic "print this page" option like you have for our plant list, that stripped the banner and side panels, that would be awesome. I believe I *did* say that my entire idea was more of an ideal, because when I dream, I dream big.
And seriously - thanks for thinking about it. I don't expect you to implement every wild idea that flies through my curly head.