Oh, I can loan you a couple of really expert plant laying cats. They are also good at plant nibbling and bark shredding while sharpening their claws.
I think their main occupation is finding new, wonderful and destructive places to sleep. Other than that, they while away some time just knocking over pots and digging in the dirt. I won't mention their bathroom habits no matter how many spotlessly clean litter boxes they have. It's a good thing they look so cute while doing all this and that they have me trained to think they are worth it.