Andi - Where you live now sounds very similar to where I lived as a teenager (google map the zipcode 88354). And I agree, this has been a Monday from Hell!!!!!
*hug!!!!!!!!* I can sympathize.. we've been in those types of shoes before. Only reason why I had a few suitors when we moved to glorious Weed, New Mexico when I was 14 is because I was fresh blood.. everyone else was so inbred that it wasn't hard to find someone willing to date me, if only I was willing to be a broodsow for them.