I have to post and share my excitement.
What a shock! I went out to the garden and there was a positively massive fruit on one of my Kellogg's Breakfast plants. It wasn't beautiful but it's a gigantic.
Actually, there were two of them. One was right at 2lb 4oz and the other was 2lb 2oz. My camera battery is dead (it's charging now) but I'll get a photo of it this afternoon and will post it.