Made me smile, Natalie, thank you!
I love moss and it does have its purposes, just as most wild plants do. I don't like it growing on the wooden parts of my house either because that indicates dampness - But, even then it's telling us that we might need to dry that spot out. But I really love that it indicates pure air and also that it holds water and keeps the soil beneath it moist for other plants. Also it helps with erosion. Now if you could only get it to grow on some of those hills of yours, wouldn't that be pretty?