Hey, guys, I sit down as I weed, using a chair. If it was after dark, would I need a flashlight taped to the, <*cough*>, other end to avoid missing the chair as I move around? Just thinking out loud here, but don't want the neighbors to think I'm any more weird than they already believe nor do I want to give them an excuse to call the police about the weird neighbor. I mean, this problem has been solved by nature in the past. That's how we got fireflies, isn't it?
Wouldn't the flashlights attract amorous attention from the fireflies?
