Yes, that's not a keeper. Wasn't much of a gamble at $4 and I got it because I liked it until I found out what it was, not because it said coffee on the tag. I may accidentally shop today, though I'm trying not to. Depends on how long the line is to renew my license tag.
Forgot to say above, I'd love to see your Columnea if you feel like showing a pic.
Cliff's pics make me want to go back to a kind of far-away store that has some Tillandsias, or at least they did a few months ago.