That is interesting information that tomato juice doesn't neutralize skunk odor. It does smell a whole lot better than skunk smell though!
I have a story about that.... Years ago we had a boxer (lived in the house with us, not an outside dog). She got me up at 2:00 AM one night because she had to go out. Came back 5 minutes later, ran in the house and YIKES - she had been sprayed by a skunk!
N A S T Y ! I finally got her in the bathtub, washed her down with tomato juice, and then she decided to shake all that tomato juice off. Yes - all over the lace curtains, lace shower curtain, walls, ceiling, floor, me. So I spent the next 3 hours cleaning the bathroom and doing laundry. Her leather collar was so bad I just had to throw that out. She did smell better, but maybe I just had so much tomato juice up my nose I couldn't tell the difference anymore!
Oh - and both your versions of BLTs sound delicious!