LOL! Thanks Becky.
So was talking to a friend who found me on facebook and guess what? She's giving me cuttings for a plant I've been wanting for a long time, but was always to expensive to order online. It's called a Dragon Tree Plant. Hylocereus undatus. Hers is in bloom right now. I've attached a picture. After the flower comes a fruit. The fruit is often 6inches long, 2-1/2 inches thick and of either white, red or purple flesh. It is a very sweet juicy fruit that has become very popular around the world. My friend, Dao, is from Thailand, where this grows in great abundance.