As Don looked on he thought to himself ‘Sometimes I feel like joining the *FOREIGN LEGION* just to escape this *P. T. BARNUM’S* *FLEA CIRCUS* and now I have a *BADITUDE* about it all and will have to use my *ENGLISH CHARM* and some *OLD BLACK MAGIC*, which is a *DEEP DARK SECRET*, even a *SUPERSTITION* some would say, but worked well during my *TOUR DE FRANCE*’.