Alright, then we'll plan on making it an indoor plant. Our bathroom doesn't have any natural light coming in because we don't have a window in there, so we'll try to put a saucer with some water and river rocks in it to see if we can keep the humidity where it needs to be.
Still curious about the leaves. Can I trim them to get the nutrients to other parts of the tree (so it's not waiting effort on trying to revive dead leaves), or does that cause more stress on the tree?
