I'll come quietly, officer.
Is this about the blah blah blah I have hidden in the shed?
No? Forget I said anything about it.
Did you finally link my name to the anonymous website that advocates the violent overthrow of DISH TV? Nooo?? Umm, it must have been posted by someone else with the same name.
I can explain that cache of blah blah blah in the crawl space. It's, umm, "for self defense". You don't have to go look at it.
It wasn't about that at all? Gee is my face red.
What did I do wrong, then?
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OK, I'll buy two tickets to the Police and Firefighter's Ball. Have a nice day!
