Now, Evan!
I have one of these (well, it's in our shop in Salt Lake though)
https://store.bigasssolutions....
We have stinky mushrooms here that are bad enough - they're even called "stinkhorns" and they're really pretty but boy! Do they ever stink like a dead animal for a few days - terrible. And of course like most mushrooms they just pop up randomly where you really don't want them. Luckily they're bright red so easy to find and enclose in a bag to prevent the spores from dispersing.
Hmm, maybe I'll send you one in your next package of plants . . . since you're so fond of stinky plants.