Heated seats are not silly. I was eventually going to add heated seats to the thread...
Happiness is driving to work in 9 degree weather, turning on the heater, having a very strong odor of burning rubber come from the vents, worry about your car catching on fire, driving another 3 miles, having the semi that's half a mile in front of you pull over, seeing the semi have a flat tire, passing the semi, having the odor of burning rubber go away, AND realizing that the odor came from the semi and there's nothing wrong with your car.