LindaTX8 said: Yeah, I think the calls are worse by a long shot! I constantly get calls, most related to insurance or medical stuff. Do not call does nothing and the block feature on my phone does nothing. I block numbers and that same number calls again.
We get an odd call several times a week that is simply a moment of silence and then a "blip" sound. The only thing I can figure is that it is a robocall canvassing phone numbers to see where people actually will answer the phone...they spoof the caller ID by inserting a city/state...usually within 100 miles of us.
When a real person calls you have to be quick on your feet. The first, knee-jerk move if you're caught unprepared to deal with a solicitor is to pretend you can't hear them...
You (with a semi-concerned voice): "Hello? Hello?....Anybody there?...Hello?
Solicitor: "Hello! Can you hear me?"
You (highly concerned): "Hello? Is this Isabelle??"
Solicitor: "No it's not Isabelle???"
You (said loudly to an imaginary friend standing nearby): "Nobody's here."
You: start pressing buttons like your dialing.
Solicitor: "<click>"
Or, you can go the senile route...
You: "Hello"
Solicitor: "Hello...Mr. Smith?"
You: "Is this Jerry? My commode is backed up again"
Solicitor: "This isn't Jerry, Mr. Smith. I need just a couple minutes of your time".
You: "Jerry, Suze said you were gonna send a plumber over. I think we need a real plumber the s__t's everywhere!"
Solicitor: <click>
I recall, back when we had our business running my brother kept a stock broker from NYC on the line for probably 30 minutes...it had to be a record. He played the dumb country boy that didn't know what Wall Street was. About halfway through the conversation my brother reared back in his chair and says, "Now you be serious with me!"....I about fell out of my chair!!!
My brother finally got the broker to hang up on him when the stock broker mentioned the stock market in New York City and my brother responded that that was too far to haul cows. Stockbroker: <click>
Hey...if you've got the time it's cheap entertainment.