Ah, the joys of pets! One of my cats - and I can't catch the culprit - has decided that the best place to pee is on the stove! Whoever it is is on the endangered species list.
That puppy, er... child bride, is adorable. Just how many ounces does she weigh? I like Dolly as Mary suggested, but you might consider Minnie, as in Minute which she's about as big as.