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Name: Gene Staver
Portage WI 53901 (Zone 5a)
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gasrocks
Jun 26, 2016 10:01 AM CST
There is never a line at the bathroom. Gene
Name: Gene Staver
Portage WI 53901 (Zone 5a)
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gasrocks
Jun 26, 2016 10:02 AM CST
That treat I put in the refrigerator will still be there when I get home. Gene
Name: Tom
Southern Wisconsin (Zone 5b)
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tveguy3
Jun 26, 2016 7:14 PM CST
If I'm in the middle of a project on the dining room table, I can leave it there, and it won't be disturbed until I'm ready to work on it again.

I can walk around the house in my undies and sip coffee at the computer early in the morning, and nobody cares, not even the dog. Hilarious!

No one can complain about me spending too much money on irises or horses. Whistling

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Name: Zuzu
Northern California (Zone 9a)
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Jun 26, 2016 7:33 PM CST

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I don't have to put up with other people's moods and they don't have to put up with mine.
Name: Cheryl
Kingwood, Texas (Zone 9a)
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ShadyGreenThumb
Jun 26, 2016 10:10 PM CST
tveguy3 said:If I'm in the middle of a project on the dining room table, I can leave it there, and it won't be disturbed until I'm ready to work on it again.

I can walk around the house in my undies and sip coffee at the computer early in the morning, and nobody cares, not even the dog. Hilarious!

No one can complain about me spending too much money on irises or horses. Whistling



I already do all that. Sometimes I skip the undies. Hubby never utters a word about it. And neither do the dogs. He might say something if I bought a horse, though. Lovey dubby
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Gene Staver
Portage WI 53901 (Zone 5a)
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gasrocks
Jun 27, 2016 3:01 AM CST
If I want I can vacuum or do the dishes at 3 AM. Gene
Name: Tom
Southern Wisconsin (Zone 5b)
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tveguy3
Jun 27, 2016 3:46 AM CST
I always have the remote!

I can play the music I want as loud as I want it. or I can "not" play the music when I don't want it.
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Name: Ginger
Fountain, Florida (Zone 8b)
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gingin
Jun 27, 2016 2:23 PM CST
Cuddle custody of the dogs is MINE all MINE Hurray! Lovey dubby Lovey dubby Lovey dubby
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Name: Cheryl
Kingwood, Texas (Zone 9a)
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ShadyGreenThumb
Jun 27, 2016 7:19 PM CST
tveguy3 said:I always have the remote!

THERE'S the Winner! Hilarious! Thumbs up

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Rosie
HILLSBOROUGH, NC (Zone 7b)
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MISSINGROSIE
Jun 29, 2016 8:37 AM CST
I feel .....jealous......
Don't squat with yer spurs on!

People try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
Name: Rosie
HILLSBOROUGH, NC (Zone 7b)
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MISSINGROSIE
Jun 29, 2016 8:49 AM CST
My husband's cousin is having a time of it
She has a fairly new diagnosis of MS
Just retiring from military - a big change
Her ex husband and father of her kids ate raw oysters and died last year
Her son is a problem child
Her mom just died
He dad 85 years just got diagnosed with a lymphoma - he lives alone
Her sis's marriage just imploded
And menopause has hit...

Normally she is the family rock....
But the rock is shaking...and yet the " family " still is clamoring for her attention ...

She called this morning and asked if she could come to stay for a little while...
She said God led her to ask...said she wants to spend some time with me...

My dear hubby was incredulous....
He said "HE led her to YOU??? That is a cruel god indeed "

And so folks, after she goes back home, I may be able to contribute to this thread with all MY newly found joys of being single! He wants to experience " cruel "..... let him figure out his own medication schedule....where they come from..how they are ordered...how to boil water... How to fold his favorite boxers with the little sailboats facing just the right way.. and where every lost tool and screw is hiding! 😝😏


Don't squat with yer spurs on!

People try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
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Name: Jolana
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froggardener
Jun 29, 2016 3:42 PM CST
YEAH Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Gardening is learning, learning, learning. That's the fun of them.
You're always learning !
Helen Mirren
Name: Ginger
Fountain, Florida (Zone 8b)
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gingin
Jun 30, 2016 12:17 PM CST
Oh my.....sounds like someone needs an a**titude adjustment Whistling Good luck to ya Rosie Group hug
Each cloud has a silver lineing if only you look for it.
Name: Rosie
HILLSBOROUGH, NC (Zone 7b)
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MISSINGROSIE
Jun 30, 2016 12:44 PM CST
I have a soecial knack for adjustment! !!!!! bread and water!
Don't squat with yer spurs on!

People try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
Name: Ginger
Fountain, Florida (Zone 8b)
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gingin
Jun 30, 2016 12:47 PM CST
Rolling on the floor laughing you go girl Rolling on the floor laughing
Each cloud has a silver lineing if only you look for it.
Name: Rosie
HILLSBOROUGH, NC (Zone 7b)
If it sparkles - I'm there!
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MISSINGROSIE
Jun 30, 2016 1:06 PM CST
And it's HIS cousin!!
Don't squat with yer spurs on!

People try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
Name: Rosie
HILLSBOROUGH, NC (Zone 7b)
If it sparkles - I'm there!
Region: North Carolina Bookworm
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MISSINGROSIE
Jun 30, 2016 1:07 PM CST
And MY 4th of July weekend!
Don't squat with yer spurs on!

People try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
Name: Jolana
Mountain City, Tx (Zone 8b)
Enjoys or suffers hot summers Bee Lover The WITWIT Badge Region: Texas Garden Art Irises
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froggardener
Jun 30, 2016 1:08 PM CST
Again.....YEAH !!!! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Gardening is learning, learning, learning. That's the fun of them.
You're always learning !
Helen Mirren
Name: Ginger
Fountain, Florida (Zone 8b)
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gingin
Jun 30, 2016 1:15 PM CST
ummmmm.....4x6 to get someone's attention and 2x4 to ram it home Whistling or Roman Candle fireworks under the bed Sticking tongue out Group hug Group hug
Each cloud has a silver lineing if only you look for it.
Name: Anna Z.
Monroe, WI
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AnnaZ
Jul 1, 2016 2:57 PM CST
Do you like the cousin? These things happen for a reason. Not the bad stuff to her, but the fact that she called you.

And YOUR Spousal Unit...........hmmm.........an industrial-sized can of Whoop-Ass and a "Come to Jesus" talk are in order. Rolling on the floor laughing

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