Irises forum: Story Time

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Name: Sherry Austin
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Henhouse
Jan 14, 2017 1:19 AM CST
He laughed and said, "This is my , . He was the result of a my FRATERNITY (no pic) brothers played on me, but as you can see, we have developed a through the years. I'm sorry for the RuCKUS (no pic) he's caused." He then pulled out a , gave it a twirl, and danced a .
When counting, try not to mix chickens with blessings.
Name: Lilli
Lundby, Denmark, EU
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IrisLilli
Jan 14, 2017 5:04 AM CST
Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

While the Lovely Beast (no image) was chewing on some

and quaffing


plucked up the Courage (no image) to ask her new White Hat Hero (no image)
"Can you take me home [Question Mark (no image)]
Please
!!
You don't know if it will grow until you try!
Name: Lilli
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IrisLilli
Jan 14, 2017 9:04 AM CST
Meanwhile, at the Law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe,

had his Annual Meeting (no image) with
Alec Howe (no image) about his

What was

from the Foreign Iris Delegation doing here? Paul asked.
Oh, we just had some

But the lawyer did not look All Serene (no image)
and Paul suspected some

was Happening (no image).
Maybe he should hire a

to find out more and not stay In the Dark (no image)

had no time for

or Monkey Business (no image).
He was pondering how to set the

when suddenly…



You don't know if it will grow until you try!
Name: Jan Wax
Mendocino County, N. CA (Zone 9a)
I'm a studio potter.
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janwax
Jan 14, 2017 4:59 PM CST
he remembered that he had an appointment in a few days in

and he still had to Get Ready (no pic).
He had
of a long ago visit to beautiful Uruguay
when, as a
he'd played there on the visiting U.S. soccer team.
But first, he had to put his resourceful mind to the
current puzzling problem and
before leaving on the trip.
Interrupting his
His attorney said, "Paul,I've just been informed of a
that should be investigated."
let the mystery be
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Name: Barbara
Northern CA (Zone 9a)
Region: California Cat Lover Irises Enjoys or suffers hot summers Dog Lover
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iciris
Jan 14, 2017 9:22 PM CST
The police were called in to investigate the Daylight Robbery (no picture) of the . The Silver Rose was a gift from...
• “Whoever said, ‘Do something right and you won’t have to do it again’ never weeded a garden.” – Anonymous
Name: Lilli
Lundby, Denmark, EU
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IrisLilli
Jan 15, 2017 6:35 AM CST
The

of the

and had been presented as the Perfedt Gift (no image) in Honor (no image) of the

iris hybridizer

by the Canadian

The

was a

with a

which was now missing...


You don't know if it will grow until you try!
Name: Barbara
Northern CA (Zone 9a)
Region: California Cat Lover Irises Enjoys or suffers hot summers Dog Lover
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iciris
Jan 15, 2017 9:37 AM CST
Was a
• “Whoever said, ‘Do something right and you won’t have to do it again’ never weeded a garden.” – Anonymous
Name: Barbara
Northern CA (Zone 9a)
Region: California Cat Lover Irises Enjoys or suffers hot summers Dog Lover
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iciris
Jan 15, 2017 9:40 AM CST
That looked like it had been . The size of the pearl was....
• “Whoever said, ‘Do something right and you won’t have to do it again’ never weeded a garden.” – Anonymous
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Name: Barbara
Northern CA (Zone 9a)
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iciris
Jan 15, 2017 9:54 AM CST
As big as a because the Silver Rose was really big. Probably weighted 350 pounds. There had to be more than one person involved if you look at the the suspects must be.....
• “Whoever said, ‘Do something right and you won’t have to do it again’ never weeded a garden.” – Anonymous
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Name: Jan Wax
Mendocino County, N. CA (Zone 9a)
I'm a studio potter.
Hummingbirder Dog Lover Irises Region: California Organic Gardener Dahlias
Garden Art Cat Lover Vegetable Grower Birds Celebrating Gardening: 2015
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janwax
Jan 15, 2017 9:56 AM CST
While all this was happening, Peggy Sue decided not to ask
the monkey-loving
to escort her home.Her pink pup might object.
So she thought she'd call a Taxi.(no pic). But before
she could hail one, a limo pulled up, the window opened,
and a throaty voice purred

let the mystery be
Name: Barbara
Northern CA (Zone 9a)
Region: California Cat Lover Irises Enjoys or suffers hot summers Dog Lover
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iciris
Jan 15, 2017 1:47 PM CST
The limo driver had a police scanner he thought he would asked her if she had seen a couple of men acting suspicious? Peggy Sue thought the limo driver might have the Silver Rose hidden in the trunk of his limo because ....
• “Whoever said, ‘Do something right and you won’t have to do it again’ never weeded a garden.” – Anonymous
Name: Jan Wax
Mendocino County, N. CA (Zone 9a)
I'm a studio potter.
Hummingbirder Dog Lover Irises Region: California Organic Gardener Dahlias
Garden Art Cat Lover Vegetable Grower Birds Celebrating Gardening: 2015
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janwax
Jan 15, 2017 7:23 PM CST
(that's a beauuutiful Siberian iris!)
let the mystery be
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Name: Lilli
Lundby, Denmark, EU
Irises Roses Bulbs Hellebores Foliage Fan Cottage Gardener
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IrisLilli
Jan 17, 2017 7:35 AM CST

who was working

for the Foreign Iris Delegation had told her it was missing and

who

her

with the


had suddenly realized something...
You don't know if it will grow until you try!

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