Sandbox forum: Punny garden puns

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Name: Joanna
North Central Massachusetts (N (Zone 5b)
Life & gardens: make them beautiful
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joannakat
Sep 13, 2017 5:16 PM CST
Anyone have or make up any good garden puns? You don't have to be a husband or father to come up with a real groaner.

I'll start it off.

This flower absorbs energy through the process of cosmosis. D'Oh!



AKA Joey.
Name: Yardenman
Maryland (Zone 7a)
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Yardenman
Sep 14, 2017 10:44 AM CST
LOL! I would have ROSE to the occassion, but I was DAISIED by the possibilities. Still, I've BEAN known to make a few jokes. But I will LEAF some puns to others.
Name: Joanna
North Central Massachusetts (N (Zone 5b)
Life & gardens: make them beautiful
Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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joannakat
Sep 14, 2017 11:07 AM CST
Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing

Yardenman said:LOL! I would have ROSE to the occassion, but I was DAISIED by the possibilities. Still, I've BEAN known to make a few jokes. But I will LEAF some puns to others.


AKA Joey.
Name: Philip Becker
Fresno California (Zone 8a)
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Philipwonel
Sep 20, 2017 10:55 AM CST
When i plant my vege seeds in the ground, i allways, feed the bugs with some chocolate and caramel crumbles on top of dirt. The boxes say ! Good for bugs ! Butt ? It seems, the bugs don't like it ! They never come back for seconds ?😕?
Ok Ok ! Geeessee ! Confused
I'll try to come up with someting better.
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Anything i say, could be misrepresented, or wrong.

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