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Name: Tiffany purpleinopp
Opp, AL ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒทโš˜๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป (Zone 8b)
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purpleinopp
Sep 22, 2018 8:01 AM CST
Yes, I was quoting Sargent Hulka.
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Let's see those memes, your funny stories, captioned pics, jokes about plants, etc... Let's celebrate the humor in plants and cultivating them.

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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ - SMILE! -โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜ปโ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ŒโœŒโˆžโ˜ฏ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿพ
The less I interfere, the more balance mother nature provides.
๐Ÿ‘’๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿก๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿโฆโง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฝโ€โ˜€๐ŸŒบ
โ˜•๐Ÿ‘“ The only way to succeed is to try.
Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
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ShadyGreenThumb
Sep 22, 2018 4:00 PM CST
Not a plant joke but my favorite joke of all time.

Why don't people eat clowns? (scroll down)
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Because they taste funny! Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing D'Oh!
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
Foliage Fan Enjoys or suffers hot summers Tropicals Garden Ideas: Master Level Garden Sages Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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ShadyGreenThumb
Sep 22, 2018 4:16 PM CST
Don't read this if you are sensitive and might be offended. (Not off color)


Why do farts smell? (Scroll down)
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....So that deaf people can enjoy them,too.
(NOt a slam on the deaf. DH has a hearing aid so get over it if you're offended . I warned you)
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Gina
Florida (Zone 9a)
Tropical plant collector 35 years
Region: Florida Tropicals Aroids
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Gina1960
Sep 23, 2018 6:06 AM CST
This is from YEARS ago it was a series of made up Christmas presents. I know that since then there have been many more, Obama chia, OJ Simpson chia, I think now there is also a Trump chia probably a whole host of 'head' chias
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Name: Christine
NY zone 5a
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Christine
Sep 23, 2018 6:49 AM CST
Tiffany, I'm glad I wasn't sipping my tea when I viewed the boy & the squash ROFLMAO !!!!!!
Name: Tiffany purpleinopp
Opp, AL ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒทโš˜๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป (Zone 8b)
Houseplants Organic Gardener Composter Region: Gulf Coast Miniature Gardening Native Plants and Wildflowers
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purpleinopp
Sep 23, 2018 7:23 AM CST
IKR! The caption for that is probably best if left to each person's imagination.
๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ - SMILE! -โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜ปโ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ŒโœŒโˆžโ˜ฏ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿพ
The less I interfere, the more balance mother nature provides.
๐Ÿ‘’๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿก๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿโฆโง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฝโ€โ˜€๐ŸŒบ
โ˜•๐Ÿ‘“ The only way to succeed is to try.
Name: Audrey
Central Texas (Zone 8a)
Organic Gardener Adeniums Hummingbirder Butterflies Keeps Horses Keeper of Poultry
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Esperanza
Sep 23, 2018 8:07 PM CST
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And here is an original from me.... I told my husband the other day that if I was as good with money as I am with plants I would not have so many plants Rolling on the floor laughing . I thought for some reason this was hilarious. I do not think he found it as humorous as I did.
Name: ร‚ngelo B. P. III
South Jordan, Utah, USA (Zone 7a)
๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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BlueOddish
Sep 23, 2018 8:23 PM CST

Plants Admin

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Eu sou Brasileiro! ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท
Eu falo Portuguรชs!
Avatar photo is the bloom of Brittle Pricklypear (Opuntia fragilis).
Name: Audrey
Central Texas (Zone 8a)
Organic Gardener Adeniums Hummingbirder Butterflies Keeps Horses Keeper of Poultry
Cactus and Succulents Photo Contest Winner: 2015 Million Pollinator Garden Challenge Photo Contest Winner 2018
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Esperanza
Sep 23, 2018 8:58 PM CST

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Name: Christine
NY zone 5a
Charter ATP Member Region: United States of America Deer Region: New York Birds Cat Lover
Lover of wildlife (Black bear badge) Container Gardener Hostas Tropicals Dog Lover Hummingbirder
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Christine
Sep 24, 2018 6:11 AM CST
Esperanza, I love Robert Plant Lovey dubby
Name: Tiffany purpleinopp
Opp, AL ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒทโš˜๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป (Zone 8b)
Houseplants Organic Gardener Composter Region: Gulf Coast Miniature Gardening Native Plants and Wildflowers
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purpleinopp
Sep 25, 2018 7:51 AM CST
The younger gardeners might not get it, but I seriously cracked up!!
๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ - SMILE! -โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜ปโ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘ŒโœŒโˆžโ˜ฏ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿพ
The less I interfere, the more balance mother nature provides.
๐Ÿ‘’๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿก๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿโฆโง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฝโ€โ˜€๐ŸŒบ
โ˜•๐Ÿ‘“ The only way to succeed is to try.
Name: Audrey
Central Texas (Zone 8a)
Organic Gardener Adeniums Hummingbirder Butterflies Keeps Horses Keeper of Poultry
Cactus and Succulents Photo Contest Winner: 2015 Million Pollinator Garden Challenge Photo Contest Winner 2018
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Esperanza
Sep 25, 2018 1:43 PM CST
Yeah, I guess it would not be as funny if you were not a gardener and did not know who those men are. I laughed out loud when I saw it. I am glad it got some more laughs. Thank you for the acorn Tiffany Big Grin

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Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
Foliage Fan Enjoys or suffers hot summers Tropicals Garden Ideas: Master Level Garden Sages Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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ShadyGreenThumb
Sep 25, 2018 10:11 PM CST
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
Foliage Fan Enjoys or suffers hot summers Tropicals Garden Ideas: Master Level Garden Sages Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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ShadyGreenThumb
Sep 25, 2018 10:13 PM CST
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Mindi Hammerstone
Tracy, CA (Zone 9b)
Dog Lover Dragonflies
MindiHammerstone
Sep 27, 2018 8:23 PM CST
Great thread!!! Hehehe lol!!!

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Mindi
Name: Gina
Florida (Zone 9a)
Tropical plant collector 35 years
Region: Florida Tropicals Aroids
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Gina1960
Sep 28, 2018 8:15 PM CST
This may be in poor taste if so please LMK but I find it kinda humerous
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Name: Paula Benyei
NYC suburbs (Zone 6b)
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Turbosaurus
Sep 29, 2018 11:56 PM CST
The plural of anecdote is not data.
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Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
Foliage Fan Enjoys or suffers hot summers Tropicals Garden Ideas: Master Level Garden Sages Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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ShadyGreenThumb
Sep 30, 2018 10:12 AM CST
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.
Name: Mindi Hammerstone
Tracy, CA (Zone 9b)
Dog Lover Dragonflies
MindiHammerstone
Sep 30, 2018 11:38 AM CST
Lol too funny!!! Mosquitos beware!!!

Rolling on the floor laughing

Mindi
Name: Cheryl
North of Houston TX (Zone 9a)
Region: Texas Greenhouse Plant Identifier Plant Lover: Loves 'em all! Plumerias Ponds
Foliage Fan Enjoys or suffers hot summers Tropicals Garden Ideas: Master Level Garden Sages Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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ShadyGreenThumb
Oct 4, 2018 8:41 AM CST
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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh
uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.

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