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Name: Will Currie
Hoke co NC (Zone 8a)
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UncleWill
Dec 26, 2018 8:52 PM CST
Mixers mean food, and every man I've ever met eats, so it's not as selfless a gift as it might seem. Big Grin I cook so I would love to get kitchen gadgets as a gift. I often lose things in plain sight, it's just a gift some men have. Hilarious!

It was a pretty pathetic Christmas here. The kids are all to sick to play. Mom and I didn't bother with a special meal just for us, seemed pointless. Working double shifts all week except for Christmas Day. I did get a candle so there's that. I managed not to lose the food processor I got Mother so yay me! Rolling on the floor laughing
Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
Charter ATP Member I was one of the first 300 contributors to the plant database! Morning Glories Region: United States of America Amaryllis Hummingbirder
Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 26, 2018 10:09 PM CST
Good points, Will! Hilarious!

Hurray! on not forgetting where you put the food processor! Hilarious!
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Ginny G
Central Iowa (Zone 5a)
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Legalily
Dec 27, 2018 7:27 AM CST
Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing

All I've done is eat for 4 days. I feel like this

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51/26 and rain again today. Rained all day yesterday too. Very sloppy out.
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Name: Dana P
Canton, OH (Zone 6a)
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bloominholes2fill
Dec 27, 2018 9:40 AM CST
quietyard said:The mixer has been found! Rolling my eyes. I had asked dh if he had checked his truck. He assured me several times that he had. Guess where I found it ????? Correct, it was in his truck! Whistling Men are interesting creatures. D'Oh! Hilarious!



Yep! When something is missing, my motto is, "If the person (including myself) is absolutely, positively adamant that the object is NOT in a certain place..... that is the first place to look." (Even if on the down-low nodding Whistling Whistling ) Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!
"The grass is only greener where it's watered and fertilized." - Yours Truly
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Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
Charter ATP Member I was one of the first 300 contributors to the plant database! Morning Glories Region: United States of America Amaryllis Hummingbirder
Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 27, 2018 10:30 AM CST
Hilarious! Ginny! A little too many sweets being consumed here as well!

Thumbs up Dana... Hilarious!
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Valerie
Ontario, Canada (Zone 4a)
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touchofsky
Dec 27, 2018 2:32 PM CST
One of my gifts from my daughter. A plant mister ...
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Hey, Mister Hilarious!
Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
Charter ATP Member I was one of the first 300 contributors to the plant database! Morning Glories Region: United States of America Amaryllis Hummingbirder
Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 27, 2018 2:32 PM CST
That's funny... Hilarious!
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Valerie
Ontario, Canada (Zone 4a)
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touchofsky
Dec 27, 2018 2:37 PM CST
I thought so, too, but some people in the room didn't get it. They looked at us laughing like we were nuts. Even after we explained it, they still just sat there Rolling on the floor laughing
Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
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Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 27, 2018 3:11 PM CST
D'Oh! Hilarious! Well I guess you and I are normal. Whistling
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Ginny G
Central Iowa (Zone 5a)
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Legalily
Dec 27, 2018 5:55 PM CST
Way behind everywhere - home, work, here *Blush* *Blush* *Blush* Having little ones around is wonderful Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! and yet exhausting! Lovey dubby Lovey dubby You'd think now that they're 9 and 6 they would be tired of me chasing them as the tickle monster, but they ask for it every time and now I have to rest and also rest my foot Sighing! Last night they were sliding on the hardwood floors and I had to catch them. Oh to be young again Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! I'm only working a couple days this week since my DD and family are here from Kentucky, and today is our 21st Wedding Anniversary and it's so crazy we BOTH forgot it! My daughter came in while I was getting ready for work this morning and said "isn't this your anniversary today" my comment was "Oh S _ _ t". Immediately tried to call DH on his cell phone (no answer) so I texted him Happy Anniversary. He texted back "Boy this getting old sucks, I totally forgot . ." Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing
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Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
Charter ATP Member I was one of the first 300 contributors to the plant database! Morning Glories Region: United States of America Amaryllis Hummingbirder
Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 27, 2018 6:21 PM CST
Happy Anniversary Ginny and dh! Hilarious!
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Will Currie
Hoke co NC (Zone 8a)
Million Pollinator Garden Challenge
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UncleWill
Dec 27, 2018 7:25 PM CST
Love the Hey, Mister. Green Grin!
Enjoy the kids Ginny! There's nothing like children to show us we aren't young anymore. Hilarious!

Got sent home from work sick. I could have soldiered through but glad I didn't have to.
Name: Ginny G
Central Iowa (Zone 5a)
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Legalily
Dec 27, 2018 7:27 PM CST
Take care Will Group hug Lots of sickies going around town.
Be a person that makes others feel special.
Name: Linda
Tucson, Arizona
Charter ATP Member I was one of the first 300 contributors to the plant database! Morning Glories Region: United States of America Amaryllis Hummingbirder
Region: Southwest Gardening Echinacea Roses Birds Seed Starter Plumerias
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quietyard
Dec 27, 2018 7:36 PM CST
Sorry to hear you are ill, Will. Sighing!
" And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden" Genesis 2:8
Name: Valerie
Ontario, Canada (Zone 4a)
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touchofsky
Dec 27, 2018 9:40 PM CST
Happy anniversary, Ginny Hurray!

Sorry you are sick, Will Group hug

Yup, we are normal, Linda Whistling
Name: Dana P
Canton, OH (Zone 6a)
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bloominholes2fill
Dec 27, 2018 10:03 PM CST
Valerie, I love your "Hey Mister" mister! Hilarious! Hilarious! You can always count on us NGA gardening geeks to enjoy the subtle garden jokes! Hilarious! Lovey dubby

Happy anniversary Ginny! Hurray! Hurray!

We look forward to DD#1's hand drawn Christmas cards every year. 💖💖💖 Left to right: DH's, open mic night, with Mr. Snowman (there are jokes written all around him 😎). Mine, The Nutcracker Ballet, in a snow globe. DD#2's, Mickey and Minnie personified. (My titles, not our DD's) I hope she never stops making our cards! 💞💞💞

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"The grass is only greener where it's watered and fertilized." - Yours Truly
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then you should ALWAYS be Batman! - Unknown
Dana
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Name: Ginny G
Central Iowa (Zone 5a)
Plant Addict!!
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Legalily
Dec 27, 2018 10:10 PM CST
Absolutely love the cards. Lovey dubby Lovey dubby great talent Hurray! :tiphat:
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Name: Diana
Southeast Missouri (Zone 6a)
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DraDiana
Dec 27, 2018 11:15 PM CST
Thanks all:

For stuff I can relate to - I gained 6# over the holidays and forgot to get my DH a Christmas present or card until it was to late to get anywhere...

Good belly laughs - I don't know what's funnier - the "Hey, Mister" or the people who didn't get it!

Beauty - love your DD's cards, Dana

& Sharing - Get well soon, Will!
Happy Anniversary, Ginny!
Name: Kat
Magnolia, Tx (Zone 9a)
kittriana
Dec 28, 2018 12:07 AM CST
More wishes on the get well! 5.5" rain last night, soggy yards in todays sunshine. Christmas was perfect here, met a new kitten to the family. Emma has been trying to get her 2 older uncles to get over the fact that they might rule the roost, but she is the queen. Pix later...play now.
Should you go first, and I remain, to walk the road alone- I'll live in Memory's garden, dear, with happy days we've known.
Name: Dana P
Canton, OH (Zone 6a)
Project Junkie
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bloominholes2fill
Dec 28, 2018 12:23 AM CST
Will, I also pray that you recover quickly. Smiling Smiling
"The grass is only greener where it's watered and fertilized." - Yours Truly
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then you should ALWAYS be Batman! - Unknown
Dana
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