There's nowhere for me to review unfortunately. I didn't buy it on Ebay or Etsy but rather on their website and you can't review there. The seller did not care when I spoke with them through email and were pretty indifferent. I mentioned everything to them that I posted here and they didn't care. I filled out an IC3 form yesterday and called PayPal today. Ultimately PayPal decided the case in my favor so I can throw the plant away, thankfully.
I want to thank everyone in this thread though for their help and assistance.
