Merry Christmas, everyone. Let the cholesterol party begin...or end, depending on your family customs and traditions !
One of my DS's hosted Xmas Eve last night and her neighbor across the street was there with her husband. As is usual when there are 30 plus people at one of these events, people tend to congregate in groups and talk. This "neighbor" approached me at one point and said "I hear you're in to gardening...I need to ask you some questions...about tulip bulbs, specifically."
"Fire away" I said.
She says, "I can't ever get the ones I buy to do ANYTHING. How long do you bake yours in the oven before you plant them ? Do you do 6 hours or 8 ?"
(Yes, she was dead serious.)
Some people just shouldn't garden.