nmoasis said:Ha! Similar story here, except for the fruit. When I was five years old, I started an avocado from seed, then planted it in "my" little patch of dirt behind our detached garage which was set back from the house. Fast forward a few years, and it loomed beautifully from behind the garage, well above the roof...the first thing you noticed as you drove up the drive. Fast forward many more years to my 30s: I was visiting the folks, and as I drove in—open sky above the garage! They'd had to remove it when the roots started buckling and cracking the slab foundation. I was heartbroken. To my knowledge it never bore fruit, but it sure got big.