I just got this monstera but noticed some misshapen leaves and odd markings on the leaves. I remember hearing about mosaic virus and it looks similar, but I'm not completely sure what it looks like on monstera deliciosa as usually it is shown in examples on monstera adansonii. I took some pictures and was wondering what you all think?

Relax, it's not a virus.
Going by it I'd say it's just a bad watering habit: how often do you water this plant and how much?