Clint, I like your sense of humor almost as well as your sense of color.
Did you know that there are now blueberry plants available that produce pink fruit (pink blueberries)? I have a few and like the taste of the fruit a lot. I had my first small harvest last year.
I think the most desirable color for a semp would be "Flagrant Yellow". It seems that one (yellow) is the hardest to find normally. When I first saw your new series name, I misread it as "Chick or Tweet" and thought you were talking about a new on-line dating service....