Thanks!
Not a lot to work with, hoping to start a few for coworkers and guessing at the minimal length I can get away with!
Planning to lay them in the slightest trench with a bit of soil, right on. Have also grown very fond of bent paper clips as big gentle soil staples. Needle nose pliers are perfect for cranking them out easily and safely.
I used to cut them in half for 2 narrow staples, now I just use the whole damn thing after mangling it and tweaking to size.