Woo-hoo!! gingin, 'road trip'!!
Remember, I still owe you a visit.
I think if you continue to ignore it the plant will get along just fine
If not, just holler and I'm sure someone will come get it.
I'm kind of wondering if the variegation/stripe/whatever is just showing because it's a juvenile and the color will become 'normal' as the plant gets a bit older?