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Jun 25, 2017 8:11 PM CST
Thread OP
Name: Ken Ramsey
Vero Beach, FL (Zone 10a)
Bromeliad Vegetable Grower Region: United States of America Tropicals Plumerias Orchids
Region: Mississippi Master Gardener: Mississippi Hummingbirder Cat Lover Composter Seller of Garden Stuff
I answers your T-Mail, @Blitz_40.
drdawg (Dr. Kenneth Ramsey)

The reason it's so hard to lose weight when you get up in age is because your body and your fat have become good friends.
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Jun 25, 2017 10:39 PM CST
Name: Susan B
East Tennessee (Zone 6b)
Charter ATP Member
When I had my Calla Lily website, I also met lots of interesting people and had lots of interesting questions. Some were pretty, uh, unique. I remember one email that asked only:

Do you sell anything to get rid of invisible bugs in the lawn that bite and make us itch big time. What insect is it anyway ? we live in NJ.

Now why they would ask that of someone selling flower bulbs in TN I don't know...
Confused Hilarious! Hilarious!
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Jun 26, 2017 10:15 AM CST
Thread OP
Name: Ken Ramsey
Vero Beach, FL (Zone 10a)
Bromeliad Vegetable Grower Region: United States of America Tropicals Plumerias Orchids
Region: Mississippi Master Gardener: Mississippi Hummingbirder Cat Lover Composter Seller of Garden Stuff
Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Susan, @lakesidecallas
I guess they were talking about chiggers, aka "red bugs". Maybe they thought you sold insecticides?
drdawg (Dr. Kenneth Ramsey)

The reason it's so hard to lose weight when you get up in age is because your body and your fat have become good friends.
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Jun 26, 2017 10:27 AM CST
Thread OP
Name: Ken Ramsey
Vero Beach, FL (Zone 10a)
Bromeliad Vegetable Grower Region: United States of America Tropicals Plumerias Orchids
Region: Mississippi Master Gardener: Mississippi Hummingbirder Cat Lover Composter Seller of Garden Stuff
The funniest thing I have ever heard from one of my customers was when she emailed me that she had a problem with a fiddle leaf ficus that I had sent her. She lives in New York City. She said that she found some sort of pest in the potting soil, but got rid of it by flushing it down the toilet. I asked her to describe the pest. She said that it was about 6" long, was slender, moist to the touch, and purplish colored. She further said that she could just imagine this "thing" escaping its pot and crawling onto her while she slept. She found a red wriggler worm!

After laughing so hard I thought I would bust a rib, I diplomatically explained that because my plants are all outside in the spring and summer months, worms sometimes get into the potting soil, but that was a good thing, not a bad thing. Worms would likely live in "good" soil, not bad soil, and besides, their droppings are a good, low-dose source of fertilizer. She replied that she would have nightmares, just knowing that the thing would get on her.

I check for worms more carefully now.......... Whistling

I still chuckle every time I think about this lady and marvel that there are "city-people" who have never seen a worm.
drdawg (Dr. Kenneth Ramsey)

The reason it's so hard to lose weight when you get up in age is because your body and your fat have become good friends.

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