📌 Two men hunting came upon a huge hole in the ground and were amazed at the size of it.
"Wow, that's a huge hole; wonder how deep it is?"
" I don't know. Let's throw something down and listen to find how long it takes to hit bottom."
"Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they picked the transmission up and heaved it into the hole. They are looking over the edge and listening for it to hit when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and without hesitation, jump in headfirst and disappear instantly.
While standing there
staring at each other in amazement, trying to figure out what that was all about, an farmer saunters up. "Say there ," , "Did you happen to see my goat around here anywhere?"
"Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came blasting out of the bushes doin' bout a 100 miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this huge hole!"
The farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission."
